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Ami Mercury: the girl you wish lived next door. She lives the lifestyle 24/7, never judges anyone’s kinks, & has a special place in her kinky heart for those oddball fetishes. You can tell Ami anything. AB/DL, mommy fantasies, anal training, toilet play, forced fantasy, foot worship, role play, & more keep her on the edge of her diapered seat. Oh yes, she’s the self-proclaimed “Diaper Queen”; she loves helping fellow diaper lovers come out of the closet, & relax on the changing table. Your taboos are safe with Ami. I love extreme fantasy and being over-the-top, she notes, but I’m also down-to-earth. I’m a regular person who does my best not only to understand all fetishes, but also to understand the people who enjoy them.
Curious about feeder fetish? Wish you could be bred like a bitch on a farm? Dream of breeding Ami’s little pink pussy? (Trust: she’s always in heat.) Entranced by the scent of filthy socks & well-worn leather shoes? Ami gets it. I’m more a Rhoda than a Mary; more a Velma Dinkley than a Daphne Blake, says Ami. I’m that nerdy girl in your Algebra class–seemingly innocent, but hiding dark secrets within. All those freaky things you think about? I think about them, too. She regularly produces video content for the most esoteric purveyors of porn; creates the acclaimed comic Orc Girl; appears at conferences nation-wide, often w/ Dr Clockwork; & still submits to old-fashioned paddlings & punishment enemas on camera.
Ask Ami for what you want, & you shall receive. She loves teaching men, sissies, & pain sluts how to jerk off for her pleasure (aka JOI); her ample vocabulary will keep you humiliated & whimpering (aka SPH); & her mouth loves cock as much as a foot boy’s mouth loves toes, perhaps even more than an ass worshiper’s mouth loves puckered rosebuds. Speaking of your whore-mouth, need to make that cum-eating fantasy you’ve long harbored cum to fruition? Ami Mercury will steward you through swallowing that refreshing money shot!
Travel all the way w/in, to the most mercurial parts of your inner sanctum, w/ Ami. In her personal time, as a romance writer & artist, Ami shares her creativity via the page & the canvas, & in so doing, helps other kinksters & dreamers feel less alone. Ami practices utter honesty about her own kinks, from wetting her diapers to craving beastly creatures who ravish her. Let out your inner child. Explore your feminine side. Become the bestial or alien creature within. Ami’s got a thing for sci-fi, & she’s down to talk about your favorite TV shows, tales, books, & movies, along w/ how they’ve influenced your inner, sexual world. The possibilities transformation play allows for stretch beyond our solar system. Ami encourages you to embody & become your fantasy self. It’s time, w/ Ami as your creative director cum co-star, to traverse the kinky universe, to create your own private erotic Idaho.
Ami's Top Ten Fetishes/ Kinks
1. Monsters/ teratophilia
4. Diapers/ age play
5. Service submission
6. Pet play
7. Medical play
9. Damsel in distress
10. Mommy/ son role play
Ami Knows Best!
Laugh and then be nervous when your Mistress laughs louder…
The road to hell is just the scenic route.
When life gives you lemons make life take the lemons back and demand to see life’s manager.
Patience is for you to learn and for me to demand.
Nice guys finish… eventually. Bad guys get to finish on my face.
What does not kill you is usually amazing in bed.
If you can’t stand the heat, we could always put ice cubes on your nipples.
All that glitters… clearly got caught wearing my patent leather stilettos, AGAIN!
Never say never, because I’ll just say “yet.”
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy coffee, French fries, books and porn and really, what more do you need?
If at first you don’t succeed… just go ahead and put your diaper back on, baby. You know you’re much too little to wear big boy undies.
Plenty more fish in the sea, but I’m the best catch.
Good things come to those who let me eat their ass.
Great minds… will be able to memorize Shakespearean sonnets, dozens of 80’s TV jingles and their high school locker combination, but consistently forget to buy milk at the store.
- People who leave jelly swirls in the peanut butter jar!
- Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
- Almond milk
Ami's Top 5 Not-So-Kinky* Interests
- Lifting dumbbells
- Monkeys, apes, and other primates
- Collecting ornate teacups
- Reading monster-themed romance books
*in theory ... anything can become kinkified!
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